No Cow
Dipped Birthday Cake

What's in the Dipped Birthday Cake No Cow bar?
No Cow’s vegan Dipped Birthday Cake bar leans on a pea-and-brown-rice protein blend to deliver 20 grams of protein at 200 calories, with just 1 gram of sugar.
The dipped white coating and rainbow sprinkles bring bakery vibes, while sweetness comes from erythritol (a low‑calorie sugar alcohol) plus tiny amounts of stevia and monk fruit instead of cane sugar.
Most of the 26 grams of carbs are from soluble corn fiber—refined from corn starch and largely digestion‑resistant—plus bulking sweeteners, so energy is steadier than a frosted treat but some people get gassy if they overdo it.
Fat stays modest at 6 grams from palm‑based oils in the coating and a bit of almonds/peanuts, and you also get around 15% of daily iron from the plant proteins. It’s a 22‑ingredient recipe with roughly seven engineered texture/sweetness helpers, more food science than whole‑food, used here to keep sugar low while preserving a soft bite.
What are people saying?
Main praise: Fans love the macro efficiency—20 grams of plant protein for about 200 calories with minimal sugar—and say the dipped flavors, Birthday Cake included, are the best-tasting of the bunch.
Main criticism: The knocks are a dry, sometimes gritty texture with a noticeable stevia/erythritol aftertaste, occasional digestive upset, and reports of box-to-box inconsistency.










